I expect the TSA to do their job. I expect the TSA to do their job in an efficient and courteous manner. I expect the TSA to realize that they hate their job and must accept that they are the least likely individuals to intercept a terrorist. I do not expect the TSA to be a bunch of jaded, has-been, mall cop rejects with chips on their shoulders the size of Mizar 5 in transorbital regression. However, from the looks of the agents in my airport, becoming a TSA agent must be about as difficult as joining the French Foreign Legion, roller derby, Hair Club for Men, or finding a job giving laxative suppositories to inbred, mentally-retarded wombats in a New Zealand zoo.
Yet..............
......it remains. . .you can put a turd in a uniform with a badge, but when they encounter a crazy lady in a pink bunny costume AND carrying confetti filled pastic eggs, Chapter 35.a3.2b3.245.88.AA2399 in the TSA manual of terrorist-type folks who might do some shit indicates that the proper response is to immediately put your big fat ass on your shoulders and huff around like a goddamn Cambodian yak with its ringworm infested nuts in a flaming sling until the real police are summoned and the TSA can actually do sumpin' to that beyotch, yo!
Air travel sucks, and it's gonna really suck for a long, long, long time. Thanks Obama, er, uh, uh, um, I mean Osama.
And you think it's bad now? Just wait until they unionize.
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