Thursday, April 7, 2011

Gasous Emanations


Government Motors (GM) proudly introduces the 2011 GM Obummer.  The 2011 Obummer runs on hot-air, bullsit and broken promises.  It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through quick left turns.  It comes complete with two Tele-Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.  The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.  Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL.  It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

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