Friday, September 30, 2011

Your rural Mississippi road of the day

Rankin County

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Some things

....require a little dancing.

Adios amigos, burn in hell for all eternity.

And now. . .that dancing I promised;

So what do they think?

People just run around with guns in their hands, waving them wildly like Yosemite Sam, looking down the end of the barrel, pointing them at children and playing Russian Roulette in our spare time?

McCrum said almost every woman she encountered while working on this project talked passionately about gun safety. Many also were completely conversant on the gun laws in their states. McCrum, who doesn’t own a gun herself, was struck by the ease and confidence so many women had with their weapons after years of training with a huge emphasis on safety.

Fucking turd.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Now that there kinda shit

. . .is some mighty flavorful good ass unexpected shit.  Knowwhatimeanvern?

Lady Gaga can. . .

ga ga ga ga get the fuck off this planet.

Regardless of whether or not I like my president, and I don't, there is no reason why you should go to a presidential meeting, speech, fundraiser or whatever, dressed like a 9-foot cartoon alien.  That shit is ridiculous and only demeans, from lack of respect, the office of the president even further beyond what damage has already been done by the fist bumps, heinous speech gaffes, lazy ass feet up on the desk pictures, make the Dalai Lama walk out the back past the trash sorta shit that's being going on around this douchebag.

Lady Gaga, do you need attention?

Might I suggest some therapy?

It's your birthday?

I recently celebrated my birthday and.....

....well, you know.



“I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover,” Perdue said at a rotary club event in Cary, North Carolina, according to the Raleigh News and Observer. “I really hope that someone can agree with me on that.”

Umm yes, and you, dear Ms. Twat McTwatimus can just leave your citizenship at the nearest point of departure and go find a nice warm place like North Korean where stuff like that actually happens.  I hope you enjoy eating tree bark.

DLTDHYOTWO sweet tits, but if it does, I hope it knocks your fucking buttocks off.

So Bev, basically what you are telling us is that we should not be allowed to vote because y'all cannot seem to compromise on anything and somehow this is our fault, even though it is y'all who can't affect compromise.

Only in the liberal mind does this logic make sense.  Thinking before speaking anyone?

This is the same kind of retarded  liberal logic used when banks were legislated (forced) into making no down payment home loans to people who couldn't possibly pay them back.  And just look at the results of that fine mess.

And just when you think it's only an isolated incident, along come ol' Petey Pete PeterPecker to join in the Fascist fun!

And in other not really news

Rhianna rents a field, promptly flops her little globulars out, field farmer strokes it and Hollywood is sent-a-packing.

Give an elephant a typewriter and he'll learn to fish for men.


Just dropping by

to tell that Zuckerburg goober and the entire Facebook nation to slowly indulge in the sweet and salty goodness which is the backside of my balls.

Fuck you asshole.

That is all and have a lovely day.