Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Seriously dude

I hope during the first day of office for the new president he writes a letter to England asking for the bust of Churchill to be returned.

Obama apparently cannot help himself.


I don't know if this is true or not (I have my doubts), but this and things similar are what happen when you don't fight to win.

Untie our hands and let us fight, or bring every soldier home and never return.

Music Break

Neko Case and her honky tonk sweetness.

Love knowledge

Well, I learned something new today.

 Have you?


And I am generally disgusted by the politics, idiocy, and the sheer magnitude of the stupidity of my president.

Is it November yet?

Very intriguing

and if true?

Who knows what may happen in Hollywood?



You ARE a fucking idiot.

Anyone who posts a porn tape on the internet for fame publicity and money is a whore.

The man is right, but, he should amend his statement by calling you a "fucking whore idiot."

Happy hunting!

When this dude said, "Heads are gonna roll," you better listen up!

Why even incarcerate people like this?  The round end of a ball peen to the base of the skull is much much more economical.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Fed up

You shut your fucking trap and your legs, hoochie.  Your time is up and nobody owes you a fucking thing.

And you people need to end this bullshit.

It's been a long time, but I guarantee that the masses won't show up with just pitchforks and torches this time.

Monday, March 12, 2012


I need this.  Not sure why, but I need this.


You know, since it is being argued in the court of public opinion that contraception for women should be paid for via the hard-working taxpayers, then I think I, and other men, are entitled to our own contraceptive medication:  Jagermeister.

Yes indeed.  When I drink Jagermeister my dick ceases all normal function and I am generally out of commish for the next 12 hours or so.  Please make taxpayers cough up Jagermeister subsidies, it is in the public's best interest I assure you.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Silly goose

Wildcat is always up to something foolish.


More simple proof that Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Tragic Story

Windsor Ruins - Claiborne County, Mississippi


No, that's not a misspelling.

It is the personalized license plate of the latest in-bred, brain-damaged, Copiah County inhabitant who tried to murder me on the interstate this morning.  Dear BRTTNEE, I suppose, couldn't find time enough at home to finish getting ready and through her higher critical thinking skills thought it was a grand idea to put makeup on her face while driving 80 m.p.h. down the road.  Compact in one hand, powdered pad in the other, vanity mirror down in front of her face, neck craning to get a good look at what is probably a fair sized, but lopsided headbone.  All of this while tailgaiting, weaving, not maintaining her lane, lurching out in front of other sleepy and unsuspecting motorists.

I have some advice for you BRTTNEE, if you don't have the goddamn sense to get up a little earlier to get to wherever it is you go in the morning, then move close to your final destination.  Either that, or leave the face paint off until you get to where you need to be in such a damned hurry.  Attempting to murder your fellow motorists via your complete idiocy is unacceptable and you are lucky that we no longer live by the lawlessness of the Wild West.  You'd have been long since strung up a tree for being a menace to society.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Don't forget

That whole Voter ID bullshit is totally racist, you honkey motherfuckers.

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Well dang

Sometimes not knowing is better.

But still. . .

ding ding ding

Your fifteen minutes are up, honey.

Now go find something productive to do in your free time. 

Washing your hair would be a great start.

Thursday, March 1, 2012


There are "rules of engagement" and then there is "I'm fucking tired of this shit, call in the B-1B."

More action like this and we'd be out of Afghanistan in no time.

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Just awful

Rest in peace.