Free!

You know, since it is being argued in the court of public opinion that contraception for women should be paid for via the hard-working taxpayers, then I think I, and other men, are entitled to our own contraceptive medication:  Jagermeister.

Yes indeed.  When I drink Jagermeister my dick ceases all normal function and I am generally out of commish for the next 12 hours or so.  Please make taxpayers cough up Jagermeister subsidies, it is in the public's best interest I assure you.

Thank you and have a nice day.