Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Welcome to the jungle

Why does ridiculous shit like this keep happening?

If my old man found out I was part of a riot at the mall he would have bashed my brains out with a shovel.  Where is the discipline?  DO YOU LIKE DISCIPLINE?

Thursday, December 22, 2011


Why this liberal leech is not fighting for her life in the ladies lockup is beyond comprehension.

Oh nevermind, what's the use of complaining anymore if no one has the ballsack to do anything about it?

Following up

I got an email about this Facebook posting the other day.  Seems that the chap is one of the SCOAMF's niggas from Chi-Town.  I guess his community never got organized.

What a surprise.

Uh, asshole?


They don't call him the SCOAMF for nothing.

Graphic illustration of our current situation:


It's only natural law that would allow for a state that elected a dog as mayor of a small town to also have a state park named Big Bone Lick. Thank you Kentucky for making the impossible possible.

In other news:

County Law!

And that's all I have to say about that.


The sweet, sweet nectar of irony couldn't be any tastier, especially when it rises up to smack liberal retards right in their big ol' human microphonic mouths.

Think about how loudly they scream when the idea of budgetary responsibility is offered by someone on the conservative right.  Seems it sounds something like this:

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Dios mio

Liberals never cease to entertain with their endless, lunatic ideas.

Self-service, unmanned customs/immigration kiosks on the border with Mexico in the middle of the west Texas desert.  Brilliant fucking idea chief!

But I thought Obama said ATM's were bad for the economy?


I don't know whether I'm thirsty for a glass of scotch or for a cup of warm milk.


It's unfortunate that the media has already decided that this guy is a doofus or George Bush Jr. or any other negative ascription they can devise. 

This man is clearly much smarter than he is given credit for and personally I think he'd be a fine president.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Too much input

So much craziness to write about that I find myself stumped with writer's block.  So, we will try an exercise in word associations.  I'll state a word or words which is linked to a current event and let's see if your associated word puts you in the ballpark of the story.

Little Feet.

Roast beef flaps.





Johnny Bag-O-Donut.



In light of all the stupidity in today's world, here is a flashback to a lighter time courtesy of Chris Farley.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Easy Livin'

I have nothing nice to say about this.

These people should be required to work hard labor in a Third World leper colony for the next ten years of their lives.  They should have to liquidate all assets and repay every dime they spent courtesy of the United States Taxpayer.  After all of that. . .we might let them back into the country.

I'd also settle for about 10-15 years of prison for mail fraud and conspiracy charges. 

Thursday, December 1, 2011

10, 9, 8

Making concrete is easy. Watching people who make concrete for a living totally fuck it up and refusing to listen to common sense is irritating.

I almost a 4. I need to be around a 1.