Sunday, March 27, 2011

So Proud

Jackson State University hosted an event this weekend where some crusty old codgers from the civil rights era could dust themselves off and revel in their own self-importance.  You might be saying to yourself, "Now now Glimour, don't put yourself in a position to be caled a racist."  And to that I would say, up your nose with a rubber hose Horseshak.

Let me do some 'splainin to you tender hearts what these peeples bes about.  Dey bes about hating the white man, period, end of story.  How could I make such an accusation against people I don't even know?  Easy, let's start with the keynote speaker, Louis Eugene Walcott. Sounds like a cracker, don't it?  Don't let that name fool you because that is the real name of the vile leader of the Nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan.

Now, any self-respecting black person and especially the ones who contributed to the civil rights movement would want to distance themselves from such a bigoted nutjob like Farrakhan, but no. . .he was cheered jubilantly by the crowd and called a "humanitarian" by Jackson City Councilman Chokwe Lumumba.  Mr. Lumumba is an attorney and is an influential member of the once-violent Republic of New Afrika social movement.  The RNA wants to establish a new country located in southeastern "Amerikkka" and calls for reparations from the federal government for slavery. You can read more about that here. Plus if you dig deep enough through that website, you can earn a "degree" in courses such as "Black Psychology" which I guess is a lot mo' betta than regular psychology.

Birds of a feather flock together as they say and this conference was no different.  Besides Farrakhan, ex-con and former DC mayor Marion Barry was there offering up what? Cocaine and hooker advice? How not to get caught in an FBI sting?

Jackson State should be ashamed for allowing Farrakhan to speak there.  Any legitimacy that the school may have had is now lost and is unlikely to be recovered.  I'm sure many in the school's administration privately support  many of the outrageous and blantanty racist things Farrakhan has said over the years.  And hell, maybe they believe in the great mothership in the sky too.  You know, the 1000 wheels within a wheel that was constructed on the island of Nippon (Japan) and each wheel carries three bombs which can penetrate the Earth up to one mile?  Yeah, those wheels.  Why are you looking at me like that?  I'm not kidding.  And don't even get me started on the scientist Yakub who grafted a race a white people from the original black man 6000 years ago.

I quote Farrakhan:

"The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Mother Plane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects (UFOs). Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the Original scientists. It took $15 billion in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this Mother Wheel, which is a half mile by a half mile [800 m by 800 m]. This Mother Wheel is like a small human-built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.
 
"The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said these planes were used to set up mountains on the earth. The Qur'an says it like this: We have raised mountains on the earth lest it convulse with you. How do you raise a mountain, and what is the purpose of a mountain? Have you ever tried to balance a tire? You use weights to keep the tire balanced. That's how the earth is balanced, with mountain ranges. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that we have a type of bomb that, when it strikes the earth a drill on it is timed to go into the earth and explode at the height that you wish the mountain to be. If you wish to take the mountain up a mile [1.6 km], you time the drill to go a mile in and then explode. The bombs these planes have are timed to go one mile down and bring up a mountain one mile high, but it will destroy everything within a 50-square-mile [130 km²] radius. The white man writes in his above top secret memos of the UFOs. He sees them around his military installations like they are spying.

"That Mother Wheel is a dreadful-looking thing. White folks are making movies now to make these planes look like fiction, but it is based on something real. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that Mother Plane is so powerful that with sound reverberating in the atmosphere, just with a sound, she can crumble buildings."

Ok then.

Well, I wasn't sure where I was going with this post, so I'll just leave it as is as there really is no point to it other than to show the utter stupidity of the Nation of Islam, a religious organization formed by a charlatan white dude who is supposedly flying around on one of those spaceships. And the fools of the black community who lend support to the outrageous belief system of the Nation of Islam and who lament the problems of the black community by blaming it all on whitey.  Following the logic of Yakub, all the troubles of the black community really falls on the blacks themselves.  Wasn't it one of their own who created the "white devils" in the first place?

Just sayin'.


I look forward to when the mothership shows up.  I'm curious to see if the ships are piloted by a bunch of 1970's afro-wearing Dolomite-looking motherfuckers with shotguns.  The only thing that would be better than that was if the ships were piloted by Hasidic diamond merchants.

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