The Thing

This motherfucking heinous contraption of plastic and more plastic should be a crime against humanity.  This was a free gift to us when we upgraded our large output main office copier three years ago.  And since day one, since the day this machine first saw light outside of the box it was shipped in, it has not worked correctly.  For three years, I've put up with craptastic smudgy copies, strange vibrating and clunking noises, paper jams at every pivot point, and every other error, kink, uh oh, and oopsie daisy that a copier can do.  If the tech guy can't make this thing work properly next week, then they will take it back and if they can't do either of those, I'm going to take it home a disassemble it with a .44 magnum.

Ricoh sucks dick.  Free Ricoh sucks monkey dicks.