I saw this story and the sub-headline really drove me batty!
It said "hero passenger" trapped it in the restroom.
C'mon people, it's not like it was a flying shark or something that is actually dangerous! The last time a bat actually killed a human being was about, uh.....never.
The sub-headline should read "practical and rationally-natured human being closes door, traps bat." Hero is a bit hyperbolical. A hero to me would have been if that person karate chopped open the door of the plane and started tossing out the hysterical fools who I can only imagine were much more out of control on the plane than a harmless bat.
I see bat people.
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Friday, August 12, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Yum yum eat it
First we were terrorists, but all of the sudden we have transmorgified into cannibals! All you can eat baby!!
From Salon:
A Congress dominated by mindless cannibals is now feasting on a supine president. But surely even he now realizes there's no middle ground with antagonists whose only interest is in seeing him humiliated.
Read the whole thing, it is a keen insight into the twisted thinking of the kool-aid drinking left. They just don't understand that we are broke.
From Salon:
A Congress dominated by mindless cannibals is now feasting on a supine president. But surely even he now realizes there's no middle ground with antagonists whose only interest is in seeing him humiliated.
Read the whole thing, it is a keen insight into the twisted thinking of the kool-aid drinking left. They just don't understand that we are broke.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Ignorance is
A joke:
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
Obama's Kool-aid economics.. Don't drink it people.
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
Obama's Kool-aid economics.. Don't drink it people.
Civility war
Well hades.
I was on my way to writing an epic screed that included references to 1/2 price Siberian midget tranny hookers and how that related to our current economic affairs (crisis!), but then I dropped my phone and it vanished.
So I'll just say this: I am sick of hearing how we should all share in the "sacrifice" when the only ones not sacrificing a fucking thing are the assholes in Washington who cannot control themselves with OUR money!
And secondly, fuck you and your goddamned righteous preaching about civility! The liberals in this country were the first ones to jump on that bandwagon after Rep. Giffords was shot in the head. Fast forward to today and anyone who wishes for accountability and reconciliation of our spending in Washington is a "terrorist." What?
Someone needs to explain that logic to me, because I thought requiring the government to live within its means was simply good governance and being responsible.
Ugh.
On the bright side, only another year or so left in all this change we can believe in. Then maybe the 1/2 off 1/2 size Siberian midget tranny hooker sale will look a little more affordable.
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I was on my way to writing an epic screed that included references to 1/2 price Siberian midget tranny hookers and how that related to our current economic affairs (crisis!), but then I dropped my phone and it vanished.
So I'll just say this: I am sick of hearing how we should all share in the "sacrifice" when the only ones not sacrificing a fucking thing are the assholes in Washington who cannot control themselves with OUR money!
And secondly, fuck you and your goddamned righteous preaching about civility! The liberals in this country were the first ones to jump on that bandwagon after Rep. Giffords was shot in the head. Fast forward to today and anyone who wishes for accountability and reconciliation of our spending in Washington is a "terrorist." What?
Someone needs to explain that logic to me, because I thought requiring the government to live within its means was simply good governance and being responsible.
Ugh.
On the bright side, only another year or so left in all this change we can believe in. Then maybe the 1/2 off 1/2 size Siberian midget tranny hooker sale will look a little more affordable.
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