Just when you think

......you've seen it all.  Along comes stupid to show you a little more.

And we are worried about the Chinese overtaking us economically and technologically?

The question I have is: don't they have some concoction brewed from the testicles or beak of some rare animal that would cure this man's ailments?  For god's sake, I saw freeze dried cockroaches in a Chinese grocery once.  Eat one of those fucking things, it ought to do the trick!