Last year it was Waldrup. This year it's Moulder. One thing is for certain, this cow gets passed around Yazoo City more than a bottle of lube at the Fulton Street Festival in San Francisco.
And before you go looking that up, you must trust me that it is heinous.
So, the question of this whole exercise is: who is the true owner of Election Cow?
And furthermore, who decided that it was savvy electioneering to plaster your name on the side of a 15 foot tall plastic cow?
And lastly, is there a larger market for plastic election cows? What about election goats? Or monkeys?
Something tells me monkeys would have a huge market.
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