Consider this a recurring program of human ignorance.
Dateline Alabama:
Four ignorant white men from Florida decide to take advantage of the tornado devestation in Pleasant Grove posing as relief workers, but actually relieving homesites of people's personal belongings. Alabama says, "Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen," and sets bond at 200K apiece. Ouch! The tossed salad in prison is terrible, but the dressing is even worse.
Dateline Hallandale, Florida:
Imagine sitting around a table in bar with your buddy as you discuss the day's events while gesticulating widly with your hands when some 45-year old, filthy, skanky, nasty-ass, foot fungus-looking meth whore comes up to you, raging crazily in your face for some unknown reason, and you can't understand a single iota of what is emanting from her festering pie-hole. And, after naturally shooing away such a uncontrolable beast, the next thing you know, you and your bud are being knifed by a 19-year metro-sexual, Bo Derek-wannbe pussy and an unidentified 14-year old.
Well, that's what happened to two men in Florida, one of whom is deaf. And mute. And Queen Will Blow For Coke, in all of her glorious brilliance, misinterpeted American Sign Language for gang signs.
George Carlin once said, "People are fucking stupid!" And then he went on to tell us how to deal with them . . .
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