Friday, March 30, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Seriously dude
I hope during the first day of office for the new president he writes a letter to England asking for the bust of Churchill to be returned.
Obama apparently cannot help himself.
Obama apparently cannot help himself.
Results
I don't know if this is true or not (I have my doubts), but this and things similar are what happen when you don't fight to win.
Untie our hands and let us fight, or bring every soldier home and never return.
Untie our hands and let us fight, or bring every soldier home and never return.
Scabrous
And I am generally disgusted by the politics, idiocy, and the sheer magnitude of the stupidity of my president.
Is it November yet?
Is it November yet?
Careless?
Careless????
You ARE a fucking idiot.
Anyone who posts a porn tape on the internet forfame publicity and money is a whore.
The man is right, but, he should amend his statement by calling you a "fucking whore idiot."
You ARE a fucking idiot.
Anyone who posts a porn tape on the internet for
The man is right, but, he should amend his statement by calling you a "fucking whore idiot."
Happy hunting!
When this dude said, "Heads are gonna roll," you better listen up!
Why even incarcerate people like this? The round end of a ball peen to the base of the skull is much much more economical.
Why even incarcerate people like this? The round end of a ball peen to the base of the skull is much much more economical.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Fed up
You shut your fucking trap and your legs, hoochie. Your time is up and nobody owes you a fucking thing.
And you people need to end this bullshit.
It's been a long time, but I guarantee that the masses won't show up with just pitchforks and torches this time.
And you people need to end this bullshit.
It's been a long time, but I guarantee that the masses won't show up with just pitchforks and torches this time.
Monday, March 12, 2012
Free!
You know, since it is being argued in the court of public opinion that contraception for women should be paid for via the hard-working taxpayers, then I think I, and other men, are entitled to our own contraceptive medication: Jagermeister.
Yes indeed. When I drink Jagermeister my dick ceases all normal function and I am generally out of commish for the next 12 hours or so. Please make taxpayers cough up Jagermeister subsidies, it is in the public's best interest I assure you.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Yes indeed. When I drink Jagermeister my dick ceases all normal function and I am generally out of commish for the next 12 hours or so. Please make taxpayers cough up Jagermeister subsidies, it is in the public's best interest I assure you.
Thank you and have a nice day.
BRTTNEE
No, that's not a misspelling.
It is the personalized license plate of the latest in-bred, brain-damaged, Copiah County inhabitant who tried to murder me on the interstate this morning. Dear BRTTNEE, I suppose, couldn't find time enough at home to finish getting ready and through her higher critical thinking skills thought it was a grand idea to put makeup on her face while driving 80 m.p.h. down the road. Compact in one hand, powdered pad in the other, vanity mirror down in front of her face, neck craning to get a good look at what is probably a fair sized, but lopsided headbone. All of this while tailgaiting, weaving, not maintaining her lane, lurching out in front of other sleepy and unsuspecting motorists.
I have some advice for you BRTTNEE, if you don't have the goddamn sense to get up a little earlier to get to wherever it is you go in the morning, then move close to your final destination. Either that, or leave the face paint off until you get to where you need to be in such a damned hurry. Attempting to murder your fellow motorists via your complete idiocy is unacceptable and you are lucky that we no longer live by the lawlessness of the Wild West. You'd have been long since strung up a tree for being a menace to society.
It is the personalized license plate of the latest in-bred, brain-damaged, Copiah County inhabitant who tried to murder me on the interstate this morning. Dear BRTTNEE, I suppose, couldn't find time enough at home to finish getting ready and through her higher critical thinking skills thought it was a grand idea to put makeup on her face while driving 80 m.p.h. down the road. Compact in one hand, powdered pad in the other, vanity mirror down in front of her face, neck craning to get a good look at what is probably a fair sized, but lopsided headbone. All of this while tailgaiting, weaving, not maintaining her lane, lurching out in front of other sleepy and unsuspecting motorists.
I have some advice for you BRTTNEE, if you don't have the goddamn sense to get up a little earlier to get to wherever it is you go in the morning, then move close to your final destination. Either that, or leave the face paint off until you get to where you need to be in such a damned hurry. Attempting to murder your fellow motorists via your complete idiocy is unacceptable and you are lucky that we no longer live by the lawlessness of the Wild West. You'd have been long since strung up a tree for being a menace to society.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Don't forget
That whole Voter ID bullshit is totally racist, you honkey motherfuckers.
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ding ding ding
Your fifteen minutes are up, honey.
Now go find something productive to do in your free time.
Washing your hair would be a great start.
Now go find something productive to do in your free time.
Washing your hair would be a great start.
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