And some of your elected officials walk alongside these creeps today. Congratulations America, you have reached the bitter end. Please do not forget your towel.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Moooove it
It's not only in the Arabian Peninsula kids. They want it HERE too.
And some of your elected officials walk alongside these creeps today. Congratulations America, you have reached the bitter end. Please do not forget your towel.
And some of your elected officials walk alongside these creeps today. Congratulations America, you have reached the bitter end. Please do not forget your towel.
Count me out
99% my stinking, hairy asshole.
If these people represent the overwhelming majority of the United States, then we are surely screwed like a donkey at a Saudi Arabian sheik's camel beauty contest. So prepare people. Since America has instantly become 99% liberal, prepare for scenes like this at your next VFW parade, because you know it's a helluva lot easier to ask naked people to tote a towel to sit on in public places instead of asking same said people to put their fucking clothes on when they go out in public just like the 99% of the rest of the planet does!
And if hypocritical turds like these two flimsy dopes decide to stand with the 99%, then why not hand over the $300+ million dollars to the masses that you got for your cutesy ice cream brand from the big bad evil corporation named Unilever? Yeah, I didn't think so you filthy fucks.
The next time I'm in Walgreen's and I spy one of your overpriced, but oh-so-hippiefied pints of ice cream named Cherry Bo-Berry Gary Is a Scary Fairy in the freezer section, I'm going to open it, eat half of it, shit in it and put the lid back on, but not before applying in unwashable marker it's new name which will be "Eat My Turd." This makes much more sense than any of those vague pop culture references your marketing department came up with. Truth in advertising!
If these people represent the overwhelming majority of the United States, then we are surely screwed like a donkey at a Saudi Arabian sheik's camel beauty contest. So prepare people. Since America has instantly become 99% liberal, prepare for scenes like this at your next VFW parade, because you know it's a helluva lot easier to ask naked people to tote a towel to sit on in public places instead of asking same said people to put their fucking clothes on when they go out in public just like the 99% of the rest of the planet does!
And if hypocritical turds like these two flimsy dopes decide to stand with the 99%, then why not hand over the $300+ million dollars to the masses that you got for your cutesy ice cream brand from the big bad evil corporation named Unilever? Yeah, I didn't think so you filthy fucks.
The next time I'm in Walgreen's and I spy one of your overpriced, but oh-so-hippiefied pints of ice cream named Cherry Bo-Berry Gary Is a Scary Fairy in the freezer section, I'm going to open it, eat half of it, shit in it and put the lid back on, but not before applying in unwashable marker it's new name which will be "Eat My Turd." This makes much more sense than any of those vague pop culture references your marketing department came up with. Truth in advertising!
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Have you seen any of this
....at a Tea Party rally? Or any other conservative gathering for that matter?
I think not.
I was just thinking that those who scream the loudest are usually the problem.
I think not.
I was just thinking that those who scream the loudest are usually the problem.
I've seen a ship of fools before
....but one sailing in a Sea of idiots is a whole 'nother spectacle.
And then this, this morning, in my email:
Glimour -
The Occupy Wall Street protest is a watershed moment. For weeks, protesters have been camped out in Liberty Square near Wall Street. They are marching during the day and sleeping on the street at night, facing arrest and police violence. They are gaining media attention, inspiring thousands more to join them every day in New York and in cities across the country -- and they are giving a voice to the American working class that has been attacked [attacked??? lolwtf??? - ed.] by big corporations and their allies in Congress.
The Occupy Wall Street protesters are standing up for us -- because of that, thousands of people across the country have joined together to send them food to keep them going. These donations have worked. They've kept the occupation strong. But it's October in New York City and getting colder each day. Protesters are now in immediate need of 200 sleeping bags to keep warm and keep the occupation going. Donate $20 here to buy a sleeping bag to keep the occupation going in the cold.
Working together, we can build a movement to take back our country from corporate greed.
In solidarity, - Gregg
Gregg Ross, Political Campaign Manager Democracy for America
Ummm, yeah, no. As a matter of fact, a big fat, fucking, stinky fart, doo doo in your eyeball kinda no.
These lousy cretins don't deserve one red fucking penny from me or anyone else that works for a living because they have decided to shirk off real life to go camp out with hordes of other stinking, dirty hippies with no iota of how the real world works.
Fuck you Gregg, you three g's in a name putz gurgler, and fuck these morons who have decided on their own will to sleep out in the fucking cold. Hey hippies, here are the job postings for New York City. Get a job, then you can get your own fucking sleeping bag.
And then this, this morning, in my email:
Glimour -
The Occupy Wall Street protest is a watershed moment. For weeks, protesters have been camped out in Liberty Square near Wall Street. They are marching during the day and sleeping on the street at night, facing arrest and police violence. They are gaining media attention, inspiring thousands more to join them every day in New York and in cities across the country -- and they are giving a voice to the American working class that has been attacked [attacked??? lolwtf??? - ed.] by big corporations and their allies in Congress.
The Occupy Wall Street protesters are standing up for us -- because of that, thousands of people across the country have joined together to send them food to keep them going. These donations have worked. They've kept the occupation strong. But it's October in New York City and getting colder each day. Protesters are now in immediate need of 200 sleeping bags to keep warm and keep the occupation going. Donate $20 here to buy a sleeping bag to keep the occupation going in the cold.
Working together, we can build a movement to take back our country from corporate greed.
In solidarity, - Gregg
Gregg Ross, Political Campaign Manager Democracy for America
Ummm, yeah, no. As a matter of fact, a big fat, fucking, stinky fart, doo doo in your eyeball kinda no.
These lousy cretins don't deserve one red fucking penny from me or anyone else that works for a living because they have decided to shirk off real life to go camp out with hordes of other stinking, dirty hippies with no iota of how the real world works.
Fuck you Gregg, you three g's in a name putz gurgler, and fuck these morons who have decided on their own will to sleep out in the fucking cold. Hey hippies, here are the job postings for New York City. Get a job, then you can get your own fucking sleeping bag.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Some things
....require a little dancing.
Adios amigos, burn in hell for all eternity.
And now. . .that dancing I promised;
Adios amigos, burn in hell for all eternity.
And now. . .that dancing I promised;
So what do they think?
People just run around with guns in their hands, waving them wildly like Yosemite Sam, looking down the end of the barrel, pointing them at children and playing Russian Roulette in our spare time?
Fucking turd.
McCrum said almost every woman she encountered while working on this project talked passionately about gun safety. Many also were completely conversant on the gun laws in their states. McCrum, who doesn’t own a gun herself, was struck by the ease and confidence so many women had with their weapons after years of training with a huge emphasis on safety.
Fucking turd.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Now that there kinda shit
. . .is some mighty flavorful good ass unexpected shit. Knowwhatimeanvern?
Lady Gaga can. . .
ga ga ga ga get the fuck off this planet.
Regardless of whether or not I like my president, and I don't, there is no reason why you should go to a presidential meeting, speech, fundraiser or whatever, dressed like a 9-foot cartoon alien. That shit is ridiculous and only demeans, from lack of respect, the office of the president even further beyond what damage has already been done by the fist bumps, heinous speech gaffes, lazy ass feet up on the desk pictures, make the Dalai Lama walk out the back past the trash sorta shit that's being going on around this douchebag.
Lady Gaga, do you need attention?
Might I suggest some therapy?
Regardless of whether or not I like my president, and I don't, there is no reason why you should go to a presidential meeting, speech, fundraiser or whatever, dressed like a 9-foot cartoon alien. That shit is ridiculous and only demeans, from lack of respect, the office of the president even further beyond what damage has already been done by the fist bumps, heinous speech gaffes, lazy ass feet up on the desk pictures, make the Dalai Lama walk out the back past the trash sorta shit that's being going on around this douchebag.
Lady Gaga, do you need attention?
Might I suggest some therapy?
Achtung!
“I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover,” Perdue said at a rotary club event in Cary, North Carolina, according to the Raleigh News and Observer. “I really hope that someone can agree with me on that.”
Umm yes, and you, dear Ms. Twat McTwatimus can just leave your citizenship at the nearest point of departure and go find a nice warm place like North Korean where stuff like that actually happens. I hope you enjoy eating tree bark.
DLTDHYOTWO sweet tits, but if it does, I hope it knocks your fucking buttocks off.
So Bev, basically what you are telling us is that we should not be allowed to vote because y'all cannot seem to compromise on anything and somehow this is our fault, even though it is y'all who can't affect compromise.
Only in the liberal mind does this logic make sense. Thinking before speaking anyone?
This is the same kind of retarded liberal logic used when banks were legislated (forced) into making no down payment home loans to people who couldn't possibly pay them back. And just look at the results of that fine mess.
And just when you think it's only an isolated incident, along come ol' Petey Pete PeterPecker to join in the Fascist fun!
And in other not really news
Rhianna rents a field, promptly flops her little globulars out, field farmer strokes it and Hollywood is sent-a-packing.
Give an elephant a typewriter and he'll learn to fish for men.
Whatever.
Give an elephant a typewriter and he'll learn to fish for men.
Whatever.
Just dropping by
to tell that Zuckerburg goober and the entire Facebook nation to slowly indulge in the sweet and salty goodness which is the backside of my balls.
Fuck you asshole.
That is all and have a lovely day.
Fuck you asshole.
That is all and have a lovely day.
Friday, August 12, 2011
Belfrey
I saw this story and the sub-headline really drove me batty!
It said "hero passenger" trapped it in the restroom.
C'mon people, it's not like it was a flying shark or something that is actually dangerous! The last time a bat actually killed a human being was about, uh.....never.
The sub-headline should read "practical and rationally-natured human being closes door, traps bat." Hero is a bit hyperbolical. A hero to me would have been if that person karate chopped open the door of the plane and started tossing out the hysterical fools who I can only imagine were much more out of control on the plane than a harmless bat.
I see bat people.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
It said "hero passenger" trapped it in the restroom.
C'mon people, it's not like it was a flying shark or something that is actually dangerous! The last time a bat actually killed a human being was about, uh.....never.
The sub-headline should read "practical and rationally-natured human being closes door, traps bat." Hero is a bit hyperbolical. A hero to me would have been if that person karate chopped open the door of the plane and started tossing out the hysterical fools who I can only imagine were much more out of control on the plane than a harmless bat.
I see bat people.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Yum yum eat it
First we were terrorists, but all of the sudden we have transmorgified into cannibals! All you can eat baby!!
From Salon:
A Congress dominated by mindless cannibals is now feasting on a supine president. But surely even he now realizes there's no middle ground with antagonists whose only interest is in seeing him humiliated.
Read the whole thing, it is a keen insight into the twisted thinking of the kool-aid drinking left. They just don't understand that we are broke.
From Salon:
A Congress dominated by mindless cannibals is now feasting on a supine president. But surely even he now realizes there's no middle ground with antagonists whose only interest is in seeing him humiliated.
Read the whole thing, it is a keen insight into the twisted thinking of the kool-aid drinking left. They just don't understand that we are broke.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)