When I come across stories like this I always hold out hope for a smoking hot six foot blonde with blue eyes and a giant set of, uh, brains.....brains....brainz. But then an acute sense of irony sets in and I realize that my fantasy is nearly impossible simply because more than half of America is plain fucking stupid and 95% of them are gibbons walking backwards ugly.
Anyway, they don't call it "Nuts" County, Texas for nothing.
Sigh. Oh well. There's always this convict chick for a palate cleanser.
That second picture was cruel. I was expecting, uh, well, anything but that.
ReplyDeleteJust put some salve on it, you'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteLife ain't always crackerjacks and handjobs, Ponyboy.