Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Jailbait

If this chick is 16 years old, then my name is Cenk Değirmencioğlu and I play for the Turkish national badminton team.

I guess every tweaked-out, 16 year-old, plasticized, Barbie look-a-like needs an old, washed up, B-list actor to make her feel special.  Because everyone is special, right?  Mommy says so. . .

2 comments:

  1. Ahhhh, fuck! I say this every time these fucking people are on TV. Also, I think that dude is probably gay.

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  2. As queer as. . .

    I saw some pics of them carousing on a beach somewhere recently, she-whore in a white bikini, him dressed like a cancer patient who hadn't seen the light of day in sixteen years.

    Can you say mid-life-end-of-lousy-career-gimmie-some-attention-crisis?

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